Fun with English

  1. A: How is life?
    B: It depends on the liver.
  2. A: Are you happy?
    B: No, I am married.
  3. Once upon a time, there was a crow. He was not thirsty. That's the end of the story. ;-)
  4. He told me that he was looking for a triangle with four corners.
  5. In the farm on the branch of a tall tree, the little boy found a big egg of a horse.
  6. The ant crushed the rhinoceros between its palms.
  7. The students punished the teacher because she forgot to give them any homework.
  8. Her aunt has only three fingers on her head.
  9. My neighbour has thirty two teeth in her nose.
  10. The white buffalo gives black milk.
  11. There are about a dozen continents in the world.
  12. When I looked out of the window, I saw a bear flying in the sky.
  13. He kicked his car and started it. Then he went to a pump. He filled the petrol tank with water and drove on.
  14. The lift was not working. He didn't like to climb down the steps, so he decided to jump out of the window of his apartment on the thirteenth floor. Why to waste time and energy, he thought.
  15. Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a bath with water.
  16. She said that she had a headache in her stomach.
  17. Why to save time? Will I ever get it back?
  18. Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
  19. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
  20. Sometimes only you can give me what I need–your absence.
  21. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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